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now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch

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i am yamask. i look at what used to be me and cry over my meaningless existence

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//those moments when you draw your otp and you start fangirling over your own drawing not because it’s good but because AUGH MY OTP IS SO PERFECT LOOK AT THE BEAUTIFUL OTP

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Being a fan of classical music is weird, because you want to tell your friends about the songs you like but it’s always

"Hey check out this new piece of music I just found! And by new, I mean it’s three hundred years old."

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Antonio Salieri and his some 40 operas are not usually cited amid the incessant drumbeat of composer anniversaries in New York. But his birthday (Aug. 18) received a rare nod on Tuesday when the dell’Arte OperaEnsemble presented his “Falstaff,” a gem performed as part of the company’s two-week A Summer of Shakespeare festival.

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How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

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//Spritzee figure (not glossed). Sculpey clay, aluminum foil base, acrylic paint.

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Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”

When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”

And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,you tip that motherfucker so hard

you tip them right over the edge of a bridge

you fucking didn’t

(Source: ltsashakaidanovsky)

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So I just had the shit creeped out of me.

I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked. 

My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away. 

So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate. 

And found this.


A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.

I think I’d have preferred a ghost….

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chansondeladieu replied to your post: anonymous said:Regarding the othe…

I enjoyed reading your answer, and I agree with it. that man looks like a skinned skeleton rather than a healthy human being. you answered calmly and precisely, that could be considered a guide to some hyper-sensible people on this website.

//The man almost looks like someone tried to starve him to death, it’s almost scary.

I hope to set an example for people who are the type to lose their shit when someone disagrees with them. Instead of using ad hominem attacks, I simply argue my point.

Thank you very much.

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